The Kill Floor

Isn’t it supposed to be Barack Obama? All i’ve seen, especially in recent weeks, is this war on the media, oddly enough lead by FOX News, the most notoriously politically corrupted media outlet in the history of human civilization. WOW!

Am I to understand that Sarah Palin gets to accept a nomination for VP, make a couple of pre-determined speeches that seem to deflect any questions about her experience to the experience of Obama, which makes NO sense to any rational voter, and then escape to Alaska where she’ll essentially be quarantined until a time of their choosing? Kidding? Is that the kind of government access our media can look forward to under a McCain Administration?

It’s painfully obvious to anyone with a shred of awareness that the big three fatheads, O’Reilly, Limbaugh and (the worst) Sean Hannity take their marching orders from a Republican organization that has given them VIP treatment over the past 8 years. Why wouldn’t FOX News want to keep that good thing going? They’re all in the same fat-and-sassy club and they’ve decided that if they accuse ALL of the other news organizations of being “in the tank” for Obama, and just relentlessly accuse regardless of the evidence, they’ll turn it into an issue.

So now here we are, just 8 weeks away from deciding who is going to lead this country during perhaps its most turbulent times, but we’re too busy asking whether or not it’s appropriate for Chris Matthews to get a chill up his leg. He’s a weird news guy, people! Consider the source! I love Chris Matthews to death and i rarely miss his show, but i’m not exactly tuning in to see how i should think about what.

Maybe the GOP should start worrying about the issues. You know, the one’s Barack Obama is actually talking about? Maybe McCain should stop worrying about how much juice he can squeeze out of his POW experiences which would be much more valuable to me if he weren’t so glaringly obvious about using it to further his political career. For shame, McCain!

I think that’s about all i’ve got to say right now, but don’t think i’ve got this nice warm and fuzzy going on ’cause it’s just not out of my system. You know we’re losing our nation to empty suits with dollar signs in their eyes, right? No? Well… hmmm… at least we know Ugly Betty is coming back! Ugly Betty in ‘08!

Wait… Isn’t her real name America? I think that just may make Ugly Betty MORE qualified to be President than Sarah Palin. And hispanic? This is like a dream come true! She’ll shore up the ugly girls named Betty vote for sure!