The Kill Floor

“Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.”

YUCK.

But the British newspaper The Sun is saying otherwise under the headline: WINO STUBBED OUT CIG ON FACE

“I CAN reveal the reason why AMY WINEHOUSE has had an ugly mark on her face these last few days — the loopy star stubbed out a ciggie on her cheek. The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant. The troubled star was with pals when she was asked THREE TIMES by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban. As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.” Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek. The source added: “She was so out of it that she didn’t feel the pain — everyone else looked completely stunned. “The waitress covered her mouth in shock and just walked off to tell the manager. It was a shocking sight.” Amy’s spokesperson said at the weekend that the singer was suffering from impetigo, explaining the rash on her left cheek. When Wino was in Paris on Friday she joked with the crowd at the Fendi fashion show that she had mumps. But the real reason for the mark on her face is the cigarette incident — once again highlighting Amy’s self-harm problems.”

Stay away from Wino because that shit is contagious. Remember Michelle from America’s Next Top Model Cycle 4? She had the same rottening flesh eating bateria on her face. Amy should take care of herself and stop sharing her crack pipe with fellow junkies like Pete Doherty.

Good news for my favorite Wino - She was paid a cool $1 million to perform during Paris Fashion Week for the opening of the Fendi store. She played for 40 minutes to a crowd of 600 including: Jessica Alba, Kanye West, Rihanna, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Sofia Coppola, Milla Jovovich and Jade Jagger. I hope there was only “air kisses” flying around her beehive that night.